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"Google "weird news" and write about the first story that comes up."

Strange posts on the internet are everyday stuff. Watching exceptional experiences from people doing atypical activities, as well. As you see in the introductory line, today's prompt is kind of unconventional. I have been asked to write about the first news I burst into on Google. And you, dear friend, will look at what I found. My exhaustive two-minute investigation led me to find a shady newspaper from Great Britain called Mirror.co.uk.

    I believe I should talk about this in steps; that way, you can understand my initial impression. 

    First, let us take a closer look at the title's name. "Chubby dog put on a strict diet after getting wedged in the doggy's door," Initially, we are starting wrong. I ask you this—only to put in on perspective. Can you imagine, just by reading the header, the size of that pet? I got into the webpage, waited for it to load, accepted some cookies, and amazed myself, discovering that story on the front page. 

    Not even American fake-news journals have that sass. I clicked it and thought. Who will spend their time reading articles like that? Well, in fact, a lot of people, for the page is popular. 

    Second, although I enjoy having a personal pet like turtles or fish at home. I am not particularly in love with big animals like dogs or domestic sheep—note: in Mexico, they are familiar. However, even before opening the news, my mind was already asking me not to do it. I do not find those accidents funny or entertaining. Jesus, what happened to my tenderness for big animals? I read it anyway.

    Third, when you read the news for the first time, everything gets weirder. The owner, Charmaine Hulley, said she will leave the dog under his couple supervision for a few weeks. What she did not think about was that her partner would be working extra hours that month.

    Taylor confessed he was busy and ended up feeding Drax with "a lot of human food, steak, and KFC. Unleashing the bad shape of the canine." "I had not noticed his obesity until we went to my mother-in-law's house, and Drax got stuck in the small hole." "We thought he would quickly go out, but he doesn't. The sad part is that Drax broke down the house's hinges and scraped the principal door. 

    Days after, the couple posted several photos of the mishap on social media, and the community fell in love with the Drax's happy-looking. Charmaine mentioned on one of many posts that "Our dog doesn't cause any trouble; everyone loves him. He's so sweet and just spoilt rotten now. We have got an amusing story to tell our friends."

    "The diet we're going to put Drax on will consist of no KFC nuggets for a month." finished Taylor.

    Finally, as a final, personal comment, I would say "Respect" is the first word I think of when I arrive at someone else's house and see dogs like the previous one. It is correct to give them enough food but always maintaining a balance. Think about this, feeding and cleaning them must be tiring.

Onward...